Os alunos da minha faculdade recebem alertas de cada vez que algo suspeito acontece no campus. Esta serie de tres mensagens foi enviada na segunda-feira a noite, entre as 9:30 e as 11:30, estavamos nos em casa. Sabe-se la o que um White Male (!!) estava a fazer com uma pistola nas redondezas da Casa Branca. E depois o suspeito desapareceu - deve ter conseguido misturar-se na confusão da evacuacao. Nem as noticias sabem mais sobre o assunto. Strange happenings..
[GW ALERT] Man with a Gun
GWPD was just alerted by the US Secret Service of a report of a white male with a handgun, balding, possibly wearing eye glasses, wearing a gray fleece sweater, headed towards campus from the White House.
Do not take action. Call 911 or GWPD at ---------------.
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[GW ALERT] Report of a man with a gun - follow up
Follow-up report: earlier tonight the US Secret Service advised GWPD that they had information of a suspect, possibly armed with a handgun in the area of the White House, last seen headed West in the direction of the GW Foggy Bottom campus. Multiple law enforcement units have searched the area with no suspects located. Please continue to stay alert and if you see anything suspicious, call 911 or GWPD at --------------. Suspect described as a White Male, balding, wearing a gray fleece sweater, possibly with eye glasses on. May be in possession of a handgun
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[GW ALERT] man with a gun follow-up
follow-up report: a student called in a possible suspect at the Gelman library who was changing clothes. Law enforcement units from US Park Police, MPD and USSS searched the library and no suspects were located. The library is reopening now.
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7 comentários:
Estás a melhorar: passaste a ter como vizinhos homens armados em vez de bombistas! ;-). Ab
Lololol, isn't it ironic. À sua medida, Washington também é uma WarZone.
claro que depois os EUA estão cheios de estéricos, filmáticos e obsecados com a homeland security!!!
Prendam todos os gajos com aspecto "duvidoso".
aliás podiam era nem deixar ninguém passar perto de washington !
Balls estou a ver que estás numa zona exclusiva :P
[GW ALERT] man with a gun follow-up
Follow-up report: the suspect was apprehended and recognized as belonging to the famous "Gang Aviz". Obama himself ordered that his detention had to be permanent but the suspect fled and its whereabouts are unknown. The library is closed again, until further notice.
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Por acaso estou a ler isto na biblioteca...
Bolas...se fosse a ti pedia ao Pidá ou ao Macaco da Ribeiráaaa um brinco na orelha e um fugante na mão!! Sempre estavas mais seguro...
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