Recession

Pessoal como já não postava nada há muito tempo... lembram-se das anedotas do "o cumulo da qualquer coisa"?? ora ai está o cumulo da Recessão versão USA:


The Recession hits everybody……

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO’s are now playing mini golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

Amrican wives are sleeping with their husbands now because they can’t afford batteries

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally…

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, I called the Suicide Hotline.
The call center is in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!!

Abraços,
Rocks