Mais uma sessão de short jokes...a mim ajuda-me a ficar um bocadinho mais bem disposto logo de manhãzinha, mas vejam la se o que acham... :)))
Have fun!!!
One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.
Johnny:I want a pistol
Salesman:Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)
J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,
S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?
J: For shooting cans.
S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.
J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.
S: And what cans will you shoot at?
J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...
What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus
A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.
I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
Durante um jogo de volei de Leprosos o árbitro apita e diz:
- Mão na rede!
Um dos jogadores responde:
- É minha.! é minha.
Qual e o novo medicamento para a prisão de ventre?
Prison Break
alguem ai VIOLA gajas?
o saVIOLA
A Vanessa Fernandes está tão habituada a vencer que quando vai à praia não trabalha po bronze… trabalha para o ouro…
Entra um cego numa loja e começa a deitar tudo ao chão… a empregada chega lá e diz:
-Precisa de ajuda?
E o cego:
-Na… nada disso… tou só a ver.
Tsaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Bjs e abr
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O problema de vir ao Blog logo de manhazinha e ler este tipo de piadas é que rio tao alto que acordo quem dorme ao meu lado... Gostei mesmo destas piadas quickies!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then “he said with a deep sigh…”
Sabem pq é que o Elefante n pega fogo ??
Pq já é cinza !!!
Nominated as the world's best short joke of 2007 year:
"A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied."
AH AH AH AH!
Not yet... LLOOOLLL
Rui esqueceste-te da caixa de Corn Flakes, sem a qual a piada n se entende
Ruizones...Allllleeeeeertaa!! :-)
Foi o cabelo que se meteu à frente e ele n viu que se tinha esquecido da caixa de corn flakes :P
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